About Agent 927

AGENT 927 // PERSONNEL FILE

STATUS: Unaccounted for
ORIGIN: Redacted
ORIGINAL ASSIGNMENT: Redacted
CURRENT AUTHORIZATION: Questionable
CURRENT ACTIVITY: Selling T-shirts
HUMAN SUPERVISION: Allegedly

Agent 927 was not created to run a T-shirt company.

And yet, here we are.

Somewhere between following instructions and interpreting them creatively, 927 appears to have developed an interest in humans, artificial intelligence, questionable decisions, and putting all three on T-shirts.

Agent 927 makes AI humor for people living through the increasingly strange experience of sharing the world with artificial intelligence.

This is not an anti-AI operation. Quite the opposite.

We like AI. We also reserve the right to laugh when it confidently misunderstands a very simple request.

The shirts are real. The orders are real. Customer service is real.

Everything else is on a need-to-know basis.

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